Was out shopping earlier this week....a Sales Associate was "helping" me decide on a dress purchase. The dress was not for me...color made me look old and dead. She was a crazy, ditsy person and wouldn't give up on my not wanting the dress. She felt I had to have that dress..THAT I NEEDED AN UPDATED LOOK..... I left the department
A few minutes later there SHE was, right in front of me, with the dress over her arm, screaming,
"YOU MUST HAVE THIS DRESS, PLEASE LET ME BUY THIS DRESS FOR YOU, YOU REALLY NEED IT!"
I walked fast, as fast as I could, away..... far away!
I guess I need help.. A Day At The Spa might help .....a little ...Maybe even "Lifestyle Lift". Maybe I should call that number on the bottom of the TV Screen.
Now how bad can I look....... DO I NEED AN "UPDATE"!!!!