Thursday, July 12, 2012

HOW I APPEAR TO THE WORLD

Was out shopping earlier this week....a Sales Associate was "helping" me decide on a dress purchase.  The dress was not for me...color made me look old and dead.  She was a crazy, ditsy person and wouldn't give up on my not wanting the dress. She felt I had to have that dress..THAT I NEEDED AN UPDATED LOOK.....   I left the department
A few minutes later there SHE was, right in front of me, with the dress over her arm, screaming,
 
 "YOU MUST HAVE THIS DRESS, PLEASE LET ME BUY THIS DRESS FOR YOU, YOU REALLY NEED IT!"

I walked fast, as fast as I could,     away..... far away!


I guess I need help.. A Day At The Spa might help .....a little ...Maybe even "Lifestyle Lift".  Maybe I should call that number on the bottom of the TV Screen.

Now how bad can I look.......  DO I NEED AN "UPDATE"!!!!




8 comments:

  1. Your story made me chuckle. And the picture that goes with your story is hilarious! I am sure you don't need a makeover or anything. I guess some sale associates are more enthusiastic than others?

    Thanks for your lovely comments on my room earlier.

    Have a good day, Patty!

    Jessie
    www.mixandchic.com

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  2. Thanks Jessie for your comment. It was a weird experience with a very weird woman!!!

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  3. Are you kidding me! Holy Moly I would have run for the hills too. Methinks you are more on target for your taste and style than that silly woman. Funny-crazy story!

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  4. Thanks Linda. A fellow Realtor!! Appreciate your visit and comment!
    Patty

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  5. I think you look MARVELOUS darling!

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  6. OH GEE NAZ THANKS SO MUCH.
    Don't you just love my new scarf!

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  7. I'm seriously thinking of using this picture for my "Profile" picture on the blog! Well maybe not...not sure?

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  8. Ha ha, Patty! Now that's pushy! You should have told her SHE needed the dress :-)
    L

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